Lifecycle of people throwing shoes at politicians

Here is the simple life process of people throwing shoes at politicians

1. Born
2. Study till 12th
3. Study journalism
4. Get employed in a famous news channel or news paper.
5. Gain some repo so that you can get in big press conferences.
6. Get frustu for different reasons (Nation, wife, children, neighbours, neighbours' wife, and so on
and so forth)
7. Buy a cheap shoe (remember: you are not getting it back :P )
8. Practice some throws before going to the press conference. Remember, you have to "just
miss" the politician for a good public image.
9. Go to the conference.
10. Take out the shoe so that no one is seeing (pretend to tie the laces etc).
11. Act before the security personals can, and throw the shoe .
12. If and only if you are interested in becoming a national hero, start shouting national slogans
to gain people's symapathy.
13. The end